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Q: Why is golf called golf? A: Because all the other four letter words were taken.

Q: How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? A: FORE!

Did You Know? Jack Nicklaus was the youngest and oldest player to win the Masters. He won first in 1963 and again in 1986.

fairway: [faer-wai]: An unfamiliar tract of closely mown grass running directly from tee to the green. Your ball can usually be found immediately to the left or right of it.

Forget about all those "how to" books, videos and articles. The only sure way to save strokes is with an eraser!

World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me.?" The girl said, "No."
And the guy lived happily ever after and golfed every day.

THE END

Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Golf But Aren't

10. I bent my shaft!

9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

7. Look at the size of his putter.

6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

5. Mind if I join your threesome?

4. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.

3. My hands are so sweaty, I can't get a good grip.

2. Nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.

And the #1 thing that sounds dirty in golf but isn't:

1. My wife kisses my balls for luck.

Do These Golf Courses Advocate Drinking While Golfing?

Bootleg Gap Golf Club- Kimberley, BC
Diamond Bar Golf Course- Diamond Bar, CA
Northern Tavern Golf Club- Adelaide, Australia
Rum River Hills Golf Club- Anoka, MN
Scotch Pines Golf Course- Payette, ID
Whiskey Creek Golf Club- Ijamsville, MD

Courses You Should Visit If You're In A Devilish Mood and Want To Stir Up Trouble

Devil's Golf Club- Death Valley, CA
Devil's Head Resort- Merrimac, WI
Devil's Knob Golf Course- Harrison, MI
Devil's Paintbrush- Caledon, ON
Devil's Pulpit- Caledon, ON
Devil's Ridge- Oxford, MI
Devil's Lake Golf Club- Manitou Beach, MI
Hell's Point Golf Club- Virginia Beach, VA

Trivia Fact: It wasn't until the 1930's that manufacturers began making matched sets of numbered clubs. With the introduction of steel shafts, matched and numbered clubs were possible.

Trivia Fact: Alabatross is another term for a double eagle, or 3- under par. A term used mostly in the UK.

"To play golf you need goofy pants and a fat ass."- Happy Gilmore

Treat Happy Gilmore to a Nascar race and a round of golf at the Brickyard Crossing Golf Club located at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway, where you'll find four of the holes located in the infield of the race track. "Gentlemen, start your golf clubs!"

Did you know that O.J. Simpson, Monica Lewinsky, Ted Kennedy, and President Bill Clinton are all avid golfers?

O.J.'s a slicer, Monica's a hooker, Ted Kennedy can't drive over water, and Clinton can't seem to hit the right hole!

Trivia Fact: In the 19th century golf balls were filled with feathers.

Trivia Fact: As of 2005, there were 32,000 golf courses in the world with about 16,000 of those located here in the US.

Trivia Fact: The Shattuck Golf Club in Jaffery, New Hampshire has the most bridges over wetlands and water. 33 in 18 holes.

"It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course."- Hank Aaron

Golf two countries in one day! The Gateway Cities Golf Club in Portal, ND is on the border of Canada and the United States, with 8 holes in Canada and 1hole in the US. The course borders two different time zones and has its club house on the US side.

Who's your caddy? The Rolling Hills Country Club in Davie, FL was the filming location for the movie Caddy Shack.

Two ants were in a sand trap watching a duffer flailing away.
"Quick," said the one ant to the other. "Get on the ball before he kills us."

The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people are always behind you.

Water Hazard Hell! Don't even think of retrieving your ball from the 13th hole water hazard at the Lost City Golf Club in Sun City, South Africa. It's filled with crocodiles!

Trivia Fact: In 1457 King James banned golf because it was interfering with archery practice.

Top Ten Signs You’re Golfing Too Much

When you pick up something off the floor, you have to lean on your putter
The only number on your speed dial is 1-800-TEETIME.
You have your priorities in order: food, shelter, greens fees, job.
You dream you go to prison but still get conjugal visits with your driver.
You tell the lost motorist that the gas station is only a par 4 away on the left.
You’d like to take off your glove but hey, why bother?
Whenever you see a hole in the ground, you squat, squint and read the line.
You’re vaguely aware of living with a woman, allegedly your wife
You ask the shopper ahead in the checkout line if you can play through.
Before you pick up the salt shaker, you mark its position with a dime.

The Top Ten Reason Why Golf is Better Then Sex
from the David Letterman Show

10.) A below par performance is considered good.
9.) You can stop in the middle and have cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
8.) You can still make money doing it as a senior.
7.) It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
6.) Foursomes are encouraged.
5.) Three times a day is possible.
4.) Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else.
3.) If you live in Florida, you can do it everyday.
2.) You don't have to cuddle your partner when you're finished.
And the #1 reason why golf is better than sex-
If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it!

Bada boom!

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Golfing Here Could Be Deadly! Skeleton Lake Golf & Country Club, Boyle, Alberta

Golf and What It All Means
(From Tee Time Magazine)

- Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies, obscured by the occasional miraclee,
followed by a good bottle of beer.

-Golf is harder than baseball. In golf, you have to play your foul balls.

-Golf is the only sport where the most feared opponent is you!

-An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it's always possible to get worse.

-Golf! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins.
And on top of that, the winner buys the drinks.

-Golf is like marriage: If you take yourself too seriously it won't work, and both are expensive.

-The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.

DID YOU KNOW? The term "mulligan" is really a contraction of the phrase 'maul it again.' Who knew!

Golfer's who try to make everything perfect before taking the shot,
rarely make a perfect shot.

The 18 Commandments of Golf

(from ParGazer.com)

THOU SHALT NOT covet thy neighbors putter.

THOU SHALT NOT pick up lost balls before they stop rolling.

THOU SHALT NOT hold up play while lying to your boss on a cell phone.

THOU SHALT NOT wager with those who carry a one-iron.

THOU SHALT NOT play "inside the leather" with a belly putter.

THOU SHALT NOT build thy house of handicap with sand bags.

THOU SHALT NOT worship St. Mulligan, except on the 1st tee.

THOU SHALT NOT ask thy competitors if they "inhale or exhale" during the backswing.

THOU SHALT NOT call in suspected rule violations while watching golf on TV.

THOU SHALT NOT play winter rules in July.

THOU SHALT NOT consider hackers playing in the group ahead to be "movable obstructions".

THOU SHALT NOT imitate a stunt driver in a golf cart.

THOU SHALL yell "Fore!" before the body hits the ground.

THOU SHALL pray for the patience and understanding of all golf "widows", especially thine!

THOU SHALL restrict profanity on the course to three putting or worse.

THOU SHALL be tolerant to those morons with a higher handicap giving you unsolicited swing advice.

THOU SHALL throw thy clubs in non-lethal directions.

THOU SHALL spend less time looking for lost balls. These "offerings" to the Gods of Golf will be returned to you in like-new condition on the first tee of Pearly Gates CC.

Trivia Fact: Opened in 2006 the Liberty National Golf Club in Jersey City, New Jersey is known to be the most expensive golf club ever built. Their membership fee is a staggering $500,000. YES, $500.000!